Are you restless like me?

(I'm writing this while rocking out to old New Found Glory, I'm so cool.)

I was trying to kill time before Lauren's bowling-o-rama party (that's the name I gave it), so I was looking around the Oriental Trading site. They have some very odd things. First, there's these creepy smiley face things.


Then they give them bibles, and it makes them creepier.


And my favorite smiley face item ever. The purple one is the sex.


I really need to order some stuff from there, and hand it out to everyone.

[Edit]
I need these.


And these.


Here's some more neat-o stuff.
-For Lauren, Leilani, and April.
-This somehow doesn't seem right.
-For Stephindie, look at them all disassembled, and check out the squirrel.
-"Try God".
-Again, this doesn't seem right.

Okay, I think that's enough.